Danny Johnson Band
Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
It’s always darkest just before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
“Always remember that you’re unique... Just like everyone else”
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. -peace- dj